OUR DEFINITION OF “ZOMBIE” IS A TYPE OF HUMAN THAT IS INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT CRITICAL THINKING OR EXERCISING THE POWER OF REASON
9. You watch sports shows 3 out of 7 days per week and watch every game “your team” plays, you might be a zombie.
8. You go “clubbing” or “bar-hopping” at least every two weeks or more, you really might be a zombie.
7. You regularly consume any form of “fast food,” definitely might be a zombie.
6. You take all your vaccinations annually, highly likely you might be a zombie.
5. You get most of your information about the world from the “big three” CBS, ABC, NBC networks, talk radio, or one of the cable news networks, almost definitely a zombie.
4. You believe a politician when he or she says something you agree with, chances are great you are a zombie.
3. You have never read Age of Reason by Thomas Paine, you are probably a zombie.
2. You think America is “bringing democracy” to the Middle East and the “War on Terror” is not a hoax, you are 90% zombie.
1. You STILL believe 9/11 was not an inside job, being a zombie is deeply ingrained in your life energy and there is little hope for you.