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TOP 10 REASONS YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE

OUR DEFINITION OF “ZOMBIE” IS A TYPE OF HUMAN THAT IS INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT CRITICAL THINKING OR EXERCISING THE POWER OF REASON

 

10. You know who is on DancingHead exploding With the Stars, and who won last season, you might be a zombie.

9. You watch sports shows 3 out of 7 days per week and watch every game “your team” plays, you might be a zombie.

8. You go “clubbing” or “bar-hopping” at least every two weeks or more, you really might be a zombie.

7. You regularly consume any form of “fast food,” definitely might be a zombie.

6. You take all your vaccinations annually, highly likely you might be a zombie.

5. You get most of your information about the world from the “big three” CBS, ABC, NBC networks, talk radio, or one of the cable news networks, almost definitely a zombie.

4. You believe a politician when he or she says something you agree with, chances are great you are a zombie.

3. You have never read Age of Reason by Thomas Paine, you are probably a zombie.

2. You think America is “bringing democracy” to the Middle East and the “War on Terror” is not a hoax, you are 90% zombie.

1. You STILL believe 9/11 was not an inside job, being a zombie is deeply ingrained in your life energy and there is little hope for you.

 

If you have at least 5 of the above… well you really should start a quest to find some brain to consume. Meaning you have some reading to do!

For those liberated from the Matrix, feel free to submit your own suggestions below.

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